The Wee Review has kindly been given TWO tickets by funny man Matthew Ellis for his brilliant comedy showcase Britain’s Got F*ck All Talent. The tickets are for the 15th of August at 15:35 and the show is part of Just the Tonic at The Caves. Join shamed kids TV presenter Papa Marmalade, acting coach Mr Hardcastle, mum of three Amanda Murfitt and celebrate the return of world famous singer JellyBeen Martinez as they compete for your votes!

To win these highly coveted tickets just tell us what you think Spanish pop sensation JellyBeen Martinez might sleep with under his pillow? Your answers will be presented to Matthew and which ever tickles his fancy the most will be awarded the tickets, so get inventive. The winner will be announced on Sunday August 11th.

Please email your suggestions to callum@tvbomb.co.uk