Fag Packet, the comedic duo of Kheski Kobler and Holly Wilson-Guy, open their fringe debut ‘DYKE Systems Ltd’ with a surreal bang: Susan (Kobler) gives birth to Sally (Wilson-Guy). From there, the pair launch into a camp, chaotic, and wonderfully satirical ride.

Susan and Sally are introduced as successful saleswomen in shiny pink and green suits, who seem to survive on sheer optimism alone. Having flown across the sea from the system, they arrive in Edinburgh determined to recruit Dynamic, Young, Knowledgeable Entrepreneurs, or DYKE Systems Ltd, as they proudly call it. The gag, of course, is that they have no real idea what their product actually is. What matters is the pitch, the performance, and the relentless insistence on selling opportunity itself. They consistently compare their sales-seminar stage to other Edinburgh Fringe shows in a meta-theatrical way, determined to outshine the festival around them.

As the show unfolds, their pyramid scheme unravels, drawing the attention of the FBI. Susan and Sally, the last two standing in the crumbling LTD, must dismantle their fabulous stage as a sales seminar. The performance then takes an unexpected turn, transforming into a Thelma & Louise style runaway lesbian love story that brings the night to an exuberantly queer finale.

‘DYKE Systems Ltd’ does not rely on a complex plot, but that isn’t the point. As a cabaret, theatre, and drag double act, Fag Packet know exactly how to command the stage. Even in the stifling 23:00 heat of the Pleasance Courtyard Upstairs, the audience’s enthusiasm never falters. Lucy Allan’s direction is full of silly, camp energy and satisfying small details, from their hilariously awkward two-finger handshake to audience interactions tailored specifically for Edinburgh crowds.

The satire of heteronormativity, capitalism, and the neoliberal ‘American dream’ is delivered with such ease that it never feels accusatory or heavy-handed. At its heart, ‘DYKE Systems Ltd’ is about human connection: love and tenderness, loneliness and warmth. The pair’s joy and energy make this satire both biting and unexpectedly touching.

‘DYKE Systems Ltd‘ has finished its Fringe run