Elf Lyons has been named as one the 50 funniest comedians (not comediennes; please note) of the 21st century and she’s only really getting going. That’s quite something given that there are about 2,000 of them in Edinburgh this MONTH alone. So, will she deliver against these high expectations?
Oh yes she will. In spades.
This is remarkable art in anyone’s language, combining stand up with mime, clowning, lip synch, and snail destruction (imaginary of course) in one glorious, rambunctious hour of surreal technical, physical mastery like you may never see again.
As the curtain falls the woman beside me is in floods of tears because she had witnessed something that had simply moved her to her very soul. She wasn’t alone.
Elf broke up with her fiance in April 2025, two months before her planned wedding, and although this clearly emotionally affected her greatly she has used the trauma to devastating effect. It’s the gunpowder for this glorious torrent of creativity that may be unmatched, in any genre, on any stage, in Edinburgh this year and she is surely a hot favourite for the Edinburgh Comedy Award.
But it’s much more than comedy. It’s profound, jaw-dropping creativity on every level. Indeed, in one section of the show the audience is slack jawed silent for a full five minutes. It’s not funny. It’s not meant to be.
The technical excellence of this show is of fundamental importance to its success and her audience ‘stooge’ on the night – who has an important part to play – deserves applause of his own.
She walks on stage, barefoot, on tip toes – now this is a 40 minute unheralded gag of its own, peerless, it has to be said, because when the ‘punchline’ is delivered it’s a one second delivery. It’s phenomenal. It’s the sort of surreal comedy that Max Wall was so great at.
The soundtrack of the show is smoky (literally) Film Noirish. Hermann Melville provides much, but not all, of it.
She underpins the musical theme with a film noire heroine roleplay (maybe it’s Blanche Duboise) who seems to be her foundational femme fatale persona, but hell, she’s got many characters to unleash on this appreciative audience. Along with robot dance character changes.
Apollo 13, the movie and the mission, is the other key ingredient, used to show that men are not intrinsically fucking pathetic. If they can get a broken box home from the moon in 1971, why can’t they bleed a radiator in 2026?
Her feminist stripes are well visible and she uses them mainly self deprecatingly to highlight just how appalling men can be. The stand out sequence of the show may have been inspired by Rebecca Lucy Taylor ‘s (Self Esteem) signature song ‘I do This All The Time’. Both bombard their audience’s with the absolutely condescending platitudes that the male version of the species bestows upon the female.
‘It’s not me it’s my ADHD.’
‘I was concerned you had fallen in love with me.’
‘The way you play werewolves means I cannot trust you.’
But the belter of the lot is…
‘I worry that you will take what I say out of context and use it in one of your shows.’
None of the above is a spoiler because there are 500 more gems this good.
This is theatre of the highest order. What’s most remarkable is that, at the time of writing, tickets are still available. Do yourself a favour.
‘Elf Lyons is the Woman on the Edge‘ is at Beyond at Pleasance Courtyard until Mon 31 Aug 2026
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